{"product_id":"ai-humor-tote-bag-retired-i-have-time-to-question-everything-gifts-for-retirement-gifts-for-grandparents","title":"I Have Time to Question Everything Tote Bag | Funny Retirement AI Humor Gift","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e15\" x 16\"\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eWidth, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e15.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eLength, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e16.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eHandle length, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e20.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCarry your curiosity everywhere with this sturdy cotton canvas tote. The natural heavy-weight fabric and flat corners give it a clean, structured silhouette that holds books, groceries, or a laptop with ease. On the front, thoughtful text and simple graphics questions—'What Came First' and Retired 'I Have Time To Question Everything'—making this bag a quiet conversation starter for cafés, commutes, and campus strolls. Long self-fabric handles sit comfortably on the shoulder and reinforced stitching keeps daily use reliable. Choose natural for a warm, organic look or black for a bolder, modern vibe. This tote feels right when you want to carry ideas as well as essentials. Check out our matching shirt ! Product features - 100% heavy-weight cotton canvas (12 oz) for durability - Flat-corner construction for a structured, slim profile - Self-fabric shoulder handles with reinforced stitching - Sewn-in label; blank sourced from India - Available in natural and black colorways Care instructions - Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron. - Spot clean - Do not bleach - Line dry\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Natural \/ 15\" x 16\"","offer_id":52750324531332,"sku":"24963057981261734147","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 15\" x 16\"","offer_id":52750324564100,"sku":"22386626729098556950","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1024\/0445\/6580\/files\/20260901185433-1f1a6369-24e1-6ca6-9bb7-4efbc1978321.png?v=1788289150","url":"https:\/\/sarcasticslothstudio.com\/products\/ai-humor-tote-bag-retired-i-have-time-to-question-everything-gifts-for-retirement-gifts-for-grandparents","provider":"Sarcastic Sloth Studio","version":"1.0","type":"link"}