{"product_id":"i-woke-up-like-this-mug-funny-sarcastic-coffee-cup","title":"I Woke Up Like This Mug | Funny Sarcastic Coffee Mug","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e11oz\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e15oz\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eHeight, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e3.74\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e4.61\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eDiameter, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e3.15\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e3.43\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStart your morning with a wink and a little edge. This glossy ceramic mug carries a Vintage Noir-style illustration that reads “I woke up like this,” turning the ordinary coffee ritual into a small, confident moment. The dark, detailed artwork pops against the clean white surface, giving the mug a retro, slightly mischievous attitude that fits straight into the routines of dog lovers and coffee drinkers who appreciate dry humor. Hold it by the comfortable C-handle as you settle into a slow weekend brunch, a bleary weekday desk ritual, or a post-work cooldown — the sturdy feel in your hand grounds the joke in something reassuringly real. It’s built to be used: bright print that stays vivid, safe for microwave reheats and dishwasher cycles, and free from lead and BPA. For anyone who lives with a wry sense of humor and a loyal pup at their feet, this mug makes mornings feel a little more personal and a lot more expressive. See our other related designs Product features - Microwave-safe for easy reheating - Dishwasher-safe for low-effort cleaning - Vibrant, crisp full-color vintage-noir printing - Glossy, durable white ceramic with comfortable C-handle - Available in 11oz and 15oz; lead- and BPA-free Care instructions - Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":52750377058436,"sku":"22338399897676612240","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15oz","offer_id":52750377091204,"sku":"92929370427182782825","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1024\/0445\/6580\/files\/20260901191134-1f1a638f-2e30-66ec-9add-36528ad647c7.png?v=1788290492","url":"https:\/\/sarcasticslothstudio.com\/products\/i-woke-up-like-this-mug-funny-sarcastic-coffee-cup","provider":"Sarcastic Sloth Studio","version":"1.0","type":"link"}