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This lightweight cotton tee carries a simple, warm-brown print that reads “RETIRED — I Have Time To Question Everything,” with a subtle graphic that playfully pits AI against “me.” It folds easily into quiet mornings on the porch, coffee-fueled afternoons with the grandkids, or slow, sunlit errands. The comfortable crew neck and classic cut let the message sit naturally — not loud, but proudly human. Wear it while you swap stories, take long walks, or nudge a friend into a thoughtful laugh; it’s a gentle conversation starter that feels lived-in from the first wear. Product features - 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g\/m²) for a soft, breathable feel - Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner lines and reduced fabric waste - Ribbed, elastic collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching - DTG\/DTF printed graphics — durable sleeve\/neck label prints with clear detail - OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified; meets safety and chemical compliance Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Made in Bangladesh\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Navy","offer_id":52744898936964,"sku":"30732802968062719998","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":52744898969732,"sku":"26676174112226490589","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":52744899002500,"sku":"34205118966746456235","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":52744899035268,"sku":"24361397746259675130","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Navy","offer_id":52744899068036,"sku":"21467855990661696653","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":52744899100804,"sku":"24449261605840578241","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":52744899133572,"sku":"28444240760336117339","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":52744899166340,"sku":"74959874582013801197","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":52744899199108,"sku":"21835166860651802917","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":52744899231876,"sku":"27117377512243442513","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":52744899264644,"sku":"87631201334167366439","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Navy","offer_id":52744899297412,"sku":"19154480868267942031","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":52744899330180,"sku":"78769648617481736534","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":52744899362948,"sku":"25647616032451189269","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":52744899395716,"sku":"46736031112194904707","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Navy","offer_id":52744899428484,"sku":"21321865430937528674","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":52744899461252,"sku":"26866268766937129369","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":52744899494020,"sku":"24417516867771681023","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":52744899526788,"sku":"18728602129883809535","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Navy","offer_id":52744899559556,"sku":"24651710423793095674","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1024\/0445\/6580\/files\/20260831202134-1f1a5798-fe5e-6740-bfeb-c656d2fdcfcf.png?v=1788208981","url":"https:\/\/sarcasticslothstudio.com\/products\/retired-i-have-time-to-question-everything-t-shirt-funny-retirement-gift","provider":"Sarcastic Sloth Studio","version":"1.0","type":"link"}