I Have Time to Question Everything Tote Bag | Funny Retirement AI Humor Gift

Carry your curiosity everywhere with this sturdy cotton canvas tote. The natural heavy-weight fabric and flat corners give it a clean, structured silhouette that holds books, groceries, or a laptop with ease. On the front, thoughtful text and simple graphics questions—'What Came First' and Retired 'I Have Time To Question Everything'—making this bag a quiet conversation starter for cafés, commutes, and campus strolls. Long self-fabric handles sit comfortably on the shoulder and reinforced stitching keeps daily use reliable. Choose natural for a warm, organic look or black for a bolder, modern vibe. This tote feels right when you want to carry ideas as well as essentials. Check out our matching shirt ! Product features - 100% heavy-weight cotton canvas (12 oz) for durability - Flat-corner construction for a structured, slim profile - Self-fabric shoulder handles with reinforced stitching - Sewn-in label; blank sourced from India - Available in natural and black colorways Care instructions - Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron. - Spot clean - Do not bleach - Line dry