Parked on Fort Knox T-Shirt |Funny Sarcastic sloth Tee
Parked on Fort Knox T-Shirt |Funny Sarcastic sloth Tee
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
This tee speaks with a wink and a stretch-break laugh. A sloth lounges across the front, deadpan caption: “Girl your basically parked on Fort Knox in Yoga pants.” It’s the kind of shirt that halts the room mid-stretch — playful, self-aware, and a little bit cheeky. Wear it to morning classes, lazy Sunday brunches, or when you want to send a sly compliment without saying a word. Lightweight but sturdy, it drapes easily over the body and keeps its shape, so the joke lands every time. It’s the wardrobe equivalent of a knowing grin — relaxed, confident, and fun to live in. Product features - Durable 100% cotton fabric with smooth surface for crisp prints - Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner fit and less waste - Ribbed, seam-free collar and shoulder tape to retain shape - Dual printing: DTF for sleeve/inner label details and DTG for main design - Classic relaxed fit with tear-away label for comfort Care instructions - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Do not iron - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Tumble dry: low heat
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean